Friday, August 3, 2012

Me Masturbating (Full length)

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The quality sucks, but this is the best I could do since the original, decent quality video was over 19 GB.

4 comments:

  1. This is so hot. Low quality or not, this is one of the sexiest things we've seen in awhile. Thank you so much for sharing it.

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  2. Lissen to wisdom, earthling:
    1-outta-1 bites-the-dust, thus,
    everyone of U.S. has an indelible soul.
    While the body rots in the grave,
    the soul rises to meet their Maker.

    Thus, Death, Judgement,
    Heaven or Hell
    await U.S. all.
    And dats da fak, Jak.
    What we all should be thinking about
    everyday in this finite existence
    or at leeest in the back of our minds...
    yet, how many actually do?
    How many expect Jesus to have mercy on them when they worship the whorizontal
    and croak expecting Seventh-Heaven??
    Precisely why Im here:
    many of U.S. have completely forgotten
    our morality and mortality.

    Lissen to wisdom, earthling:
    this finite existence is only a test,
    which Almighty God has produced to see
    if we mortals have the kohoneys
    to reach Seventh-Heaven.

    Make Your Choice -SAW
    Im an NDE.
    I know what's up.
    Literally.

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    1. Maybe we could do the
      five-finger-handjob Upstairs...
      but not down here:
      masturbating is a mortal sin,
      worthy of Hellfire.
      Just warning you, dear.
      STOP and LIVE.
      We love you -
      Jesus/i.
      God bless you.

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    2. Maybe we could do the
      five-finger-handjob Upstairs...
      but not down here:
      masturbating is a mortal sin,
      worthy of Hellfire.
      Just warning you, dear.
      STOP and LIVE.
      We love you -
      Jesus/i.
      God bless you.

      Delete